Me: I don’t get it. I’m not eating after 7 and I’m working out 3 times a week. Why do I weigh more than I ever have in my life?
Jenn: Well, you’re older than you’ve ever been.
(Subtext: You’ll get fatter as you get older. And, I’m not fat, so I’m not concerned about your issue. In fact I will always be hot and will never have to worry about my non-existent girth)
(Subtext: Thanks Jenn for reassuring me that I can make it through my weight struggles, especially since I’ll be getting younger. Tomorrow.)