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- Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
- Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
- Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
- Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
- Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
- Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
- Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
- Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
- Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
- Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Gay...
i dont get this, r u for it or against it? cuz just about everything youve stated is so wrong. i missing the point, i...
Religion. Ruins. All. I’m straight, but the issue of gay marriage is what sort-of sparked my shift away from being...
I have seen this online before - and it is good. To keep in mind: the real issue is #8, the rest are (mostly, and in my...
Still can’t believe California passed a prop to undue a past passed prop.
Lol. I’ve seen this list so many times everywhere. People always seem to think it’s meant to be serious. It’s just...
No words can describe how much I want to pound this person’s face in right now. (:
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Yes.
exactly but people seem to believe that if gays raise children then those children will be gay.
this is stupid. is this serious? #7…wtf.
this better be a joke… ;)
saithis:kellyinwonderland:mikesova: savagemike: 1.Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural...
Mmmm I’m really glad I live in a country where it’s legal.
plain brilliant!
seriously number 7 really ticked me off. just because your parents are going to be gay doesnt mean your going to be gay....
its twisted conclusions :)