Journalistic Endeavors of a College Kid

itsamazing:

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Had an awesome night with Stella. But now I’m home and…well… it really hurts. Why? I mean, what can I do? Nothing. And it’s getting more frequent by the week. Maybe it’s the stress before the big move, but something’s gotta give. I mean, people aren’t supposed to hurt like this. I could pop some pills, but I don’t think it’ll work. But it hurts… it’s a needle-like pain. WTF? Confusion!

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It’s funny. We never know that the other people around us often have the exact same thoughts and feelings as us.
Like today. Josh told me that when he saw his ex-girlfriend a few weeks ago, he just wanted to kiss her. So I read to him that beautiful passage I found in my book, “Nothing grieves so deeply or pathetically than one half of a great love that’s not meant to be.”
And he felt it, just as I felt it, because it tells a truth neither one of us can or are able to express. We can’t because it’s not right. We aren’t able because who has the words to explain it, that feeling of waiting and waiting and waiting, for nothing more than a glance or a brush or a sliver of attention. And why do we hang on like that?
Josh is my brother, so I know first hand that he is a beautiful person, in and out. We stem from a beautiful mother. We’re a really great family. We are all beautiful inside and out.
So why can’t we have what we want need?
It feels immature to say that it’s not fair, but once again, my book tells me that, “a man or woman becomes mature only two or three seconds before his death.” So what, maybe I’m allowed to be immature…

Oh, and I’m moving two weeks from today. I’ve started packing.

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savagemike:

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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